Absurdity Abounds–Lindsay Lohan to Play Paris Hilton in Biopic

In a story that makes The Hoff getting custody of his kids seem normal, The Bosh is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is in negotiations to play Paris Hilton in a movie about her life. We’ll give you a minute to wipe down the Coke that just came out of your nose. Cue the circus music, as Britney Spears is also possibly connected to the project.

A source told the Daily Mail, "There have already been negotiations with a major film company to make the Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan playing Paris – with Britney Spears singing the soundtrack."

Though Paris and Lindsay have been rivals off and on for some time now, the source said that "Paris was on cloud nine” about the project. According to the snitch, who was likely calling from a mental institution, “Rather than talking remorsefully about her time [in jail, Paris] seemed energized by her plans to capitalize on her experience."

This story has about as much credibility as Paris Hilton being drug-free, but we love it all the same. Stay tuned for more news on the biopic, which we can only hope will be called "The Devil Wears Nada."