Eva Longoria Hides Her Fat with Spanx

Eva Longoria has developed a tummy this year, leading some to speculate she pregnant, but Eva insists she is just fat. We now believe her. Thanks to the Spanx Eva is wearing she looks slimmer without diet or exercise.

Wow those are some bony knees.

Robert Pattinson on Ellen DeGeneres

Robert Pattinson appeared on Ellen DeGeneres, and they talked about his hair. Robert said previously he hadn’t washed his hair in about 4 months. It still looks like he hasn’t washed it, or combed it. Yuck!

Jim Morrison kinda finger combed his hair, claiming he wanted it to look like a wing on a bird. Artistic. Robert’s however, just looks like the hair on a homeless guy.

Paris Hilton Ignores Breakup Questions

Paris Hilton was seen getting very cozy with Stavros Niarchos over the weekend, and reports said she even left with Stavros. Now the paparazzi are asking Paris if her and Benji Madden have broken up, but Paris ignored them while talking on her cell phone. That what Paris does when she’s guilty of something.

Star magazine is reporting they have confirmed Paris and Benji have broken up. The report says Paris claims Benji was too controlling, and she needed her freedom again.

James Bond Film Warns About Fresh Water Shortage

In the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace, a villain tries to take control of fresh water around the world. It turns out that is a very real threat.

Don’t worry though, back in March 2008, Dean Kamen, the founder of DEKA research, who invented the Segway, announced his new invention he calls Slingshot. The Slingshot uses no filters, but rather purifies water using vapor compression distillation. Kamen says he company plans to put the machines into production, and if they are used around the world they can eliminate 50% of human disease which is caused by water born pathogens. The Slingshot will cost between $1,000 to $2,000.

• It is designed to supply a village with 1,000 liters/day of clean water.
• You can use any water source, ocean, puddle, chemical waste site, hexavalent chrome, arsenic, poison, 50 gallon drum of urine.
• Vapor compression distillation is not new. Doing it in such an incredibly efficient way such that it takes only 2 percent of the power of convention distillers is new.
• The are no filters to replace, no charcoal, no anything disposable (just distillation).
• The Slingshot (as its called) can use half the waste heat (450 watts) from a sterling engine electrical generator (prototype also being designed by Kamen’s company) to boil its water.
• The heat put into the water is recovered with a "counter-flow heat exchanger" and recycled to heat the next batch of water (that is part of the novel bit).
• Slingshot will be less then 60 lbs.
• The prototype slingshot was hand-built for $100K. The goal is to get production units down to $1,000 to $2,000.
• The sterling engine, used as an electrical generator, can produce about 200 watts of power (it will never be more then 20 percent efficient) and 800 watts of waste heat (the waste heat that slingshot uses).
• Later sources say the sterling engine can generate 1 kilowatt or enough power for 70 high-efficiency light bulbs.
• The sterling engine can run on anything that burns, propane or even cow dung.
• The slingshot is a David and Goliath reference aimed at putting water and power back in the hands of the individuals.

Lego Star Wars - Killing Darth Vader

Poor Darth, he was so misunderstood.