Lauryn Hill has been rumored to have been putting on terrible shows, and making rambling speeches at her shows that don’t make much sense, but have everyone saying she is either heavily under the influence of drugs, or she’s gone and lost her mind. Below are videos of Lauryn which support those rumors:

“Where’s the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We’ve all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We’ve all made mistakes.”

- Nick Lachey tells OK! magazine about being photographed having sex in public with naughty girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.

Vanessa isn’t a Mexican hooker, she’s a Filipina.

Avril Lavigne has been accused several times of working with another artist, then after stealing a song or two, never working with that person again. Chantal Kreviazuk is the latest to accuse Lavigne of stealing her music in a Performing Songwriter interview:

Performing Songwriter: We just did a story with Avril Lavigne, whom you wrote with…

Chantal: I find it funny that it’s in Performing Songwriter. I mean, Avril, songwriter? Avril doesn’t really sit and write songs by herself or anything. Avril will also cross the ethical line, and no one says anything. That’s why I’ll never work with her again. I sent her a song two years ago called “Contagious,” and I just saw the track listing to this album (The Best Damn Thing) and there’s a song called “Contagious” on it—and my name’s not on it. What do you do with that?

Performing Songwriter: Call the lawyers?

Chantal: See, I won’t do that. I’ll just tell you. Art should not be subject to that kind of controversy. Art should be pure. In my head it is, anyway.

Maybe Chantal hasn’t heard. Art doesn’t feed your kids unless someone pays for it.

Lindsay Lohan had a party at a beach house in Malibu with her addict friends Samantha Ronson, Callum Best, Evan Ross, and DJ AM in attendance. Samantha Ronson is the DJ accused of getting paid to tip-off the paparazzi, and cops, that Lindsay had been drinking and doing cocaine the night of her DUI? Reportedly, no alcohol was served at Lindsay’s birthday party, which means it was a bring your own booze party. It’s hard to believe Lindsay wasn’t drunk when she put on those blue plastic high heels. It doesn’t seem like a good idea to still be hanging around other addicts who aren’t in rehab, which supports my theory that Lindsay is either still drinking, or mentally retarded.

It’s no wonder Scarlett Johansson doesn’t like having her picture taken when she’s not on the set of a movie. She has a huge butt, a gut, a stupid tattoo, and she still wears a juvenile nose ring. If her work out plans calls for her to look like a pear, then it’s working.