Ashley Tisdale was spotted in Hawaii yesterday in a bikini with her dancer boyfriend Jared Murillo, and she shares the same birthday as Lindsay Lohan (she turned 22 yesterday), plus she looks much better in a bikini than Lindsay who looks 50. She was in Disney’s High School Musical, so I guess that kinda makes her famous. More notably, Ashley was the voice for my favorite character of all time, the Lead Blueberry Scout in A Bug’s Life.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor and bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. Eva put on one bikini that looked like her great grandma wore it in the previous century, plus it looks like she pissed herself. She’s very giving, everybody got a massage, and high-fives from Eva too.

I don’t get the impression there’s a lot of passion between Eva and Tony. It looks more like Eva was looking for a permanent sugar daddy.

Paris Hilton has been very busy avoiding working on any of the "good causes" she said she would be working on. Paris spent time sun tanning her crotch and doing her slut aerobics, and on her break time she stared at herself in your compact mirror. The picture below shows Paris spending time at a beach bar, drinking something that is covered up. I suspect she’s already drinking alcohol again. That Paris is a classy lady.

While she was away a used can of gourmet dog food fetched from Paris Hilton’s garbage was sold for $305 on Ebay. How much would her turd go for? Some people will buy anything.

Paris can no longer be called the hotel heiress. Hilton Hotels said late Tuesday that it agreed to be bought by The Blackstone Group, a private equity fund, for about $26 billion in cash.

Today Paris returned to Los Angeles, where she will be heading to her rented beach house for more hard work avoiding "good cause" projects.

Congratulations are in order. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have a bambino on the way.

E! is reporting it as fact, today, and the Internets are abuzz with purported confirmations from the pop singer’s estranged papa.

Xtina is still touring the Far East and fans have noted that she’s taken to wearing a heart-rate monitor on her wrist. Seems she may have been keeping tabs on her exertion out of concern for her tiny tummy tot.

Guess July 3rd is pregnancy-confirmation day. Any others ready to make any joyous announcements? Demi? Britney? Jessica Simpson?

Whose Line is it Anyway? star Wayne Brady’s wife, Mandie, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

According to documents filed Friday, Brady, 35, and the former Mandie Taketa, 31, married on April 5, 1999, and separated on that day in 2006.

They have a 4-year-old daughter, Maile. In her petition, Mandie requests joint legal and physical custody. She also requests spousal support, but asks that she and Brady pay their own legal fees.

Brady joined Whose Line in 1996, and from 2002-2004 hosted his own variety program, The Wayne Brady Show, which snagged four Daytime Emmys. Mandie, a former dancer, became a stay-at-home mom after the birth of Maile, whose name is the Hawaiian word for the leaf found in leis.

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