Mark Priestley Found Dead

Mark Priestley (32), from the popular Australian show All Saints, committed suicide by jumping off a building in Sydney, Australia.

If you’re depressed there is help. Sublingual B-12 is an all natural solution that can help for those that don’t want to take drugs. For help go to www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org, or in Australia go to www.beyondblue.org.au or contact Lifeline on 131 114.

Demi Moore Squirts Breast Milk

Christopher Ciccone, aka Madonna’s brother, says Demi Moore squirted breast milk all over his lesbian friend in an Out magazine interview. He didn’t mention it in his book, but he could get sued anyway just for saying it:

Yeah — and she’s (Demi) dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, “How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?” and I said “How the fuck would I know? Call Demi.” It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so there’s your juicy tidbit.

True or not, the guy has no class.

Katy Perry Got Her Breasts Fondled

Katy Perry had a mold made of her 32 DD breasts for a good cause … and she liked it.

Suge Knight Arrested for Beating Up Girlfriend

Suge Knight, mug shot above, was arrested yesterday by Las Vegas cops for assault with a deadly weapon, possession of controlled substances which were vicodin and ectasy, and domestic violence.

Police say Suge punched his girlfriend of three years, Melissa Isaac, in the back of the head in the car. We’re not sure if that happened before or after she says she grabbed the steering wheel to deliberately cause an accident. After the car stopped the girlfriend ran, Suge caught her, and police say they saw him kick her in the head, and had a knife in his hand.

After being released from jail last evening, Suge partied at Drai’s until the wee hours of the morning. He is due back in court September 26.

Mackenzie Phillips Drug Bust Pictures

Mackenzie Phillips, mug shot above, was busted for drug possession at LAX. As you can see in the pictures, she had three balloons police say contained heroin, and 34 syringes.

Phillips almost didn’t get caught. When she went through the metal detector the alarm went off, so TSA patted her down, but she became uncooperative, so they had her sit down in chair. That’s when some balloons, and baggies fell out of her pant leg onto the floor.

Getting caught was for the best, maybe now she can get some help.