Miley Cyrus is Dead Hoax

Despite false news that Miley Cyrus died in a car crash today, she is very much alive, and can’t wait to get out on the road with her new Mercedes when she turns 16 years-old. There wasn’t much mention despite the hoax, because people care more about Sarah Palin than Miley. Looks like she needs to release some more scantily clad photos on the Internet.

Bai Ling Talks Politics

Bai Ling was asked who she is voting for in the Presidential election. She wasn’t sure, but she did nominate herself for President, and she even gave us a preview into her foreign policy. This coming from someone with foreign policy experience.

Andrea Mitchell Attacked By Ballons at RNC

At the Republican National Convention the excitement was so overwhelming that reporters like Andrea Mitchell could barely speak, although the swarm of balloons may have also been a factor.

Britney Spears is Back Video

Britney Spears is getting ready for the VMAs. There is now speculation that she might actually perform again. She’s looking good, and I hope she does perform.

Britney’s mom Lynne Spears is using the attention focused on Britney to sell her book about Britney. The book says a lot of things a good mom would not say, true or not, because they make Britney look trashy. Lynne should be the last person to kick Britney while she’s down, especially since Britney’s problems have been related to mental illness. You can read the trash here, here, and here. Lynne probably doesn’t say anything bad or critical about her own lack of parenting skills.

Sting Joins Guitar Hero

Sting has lent his name to the new Guitar Hero World Tour, which also boasts the stylings of Tool. Players will either be able to "take the stage" and play to wild crowds as Sting, or "jam" alongside him on the song "Demolition Man."

This version will also feature microphone and drum-kit attachments for a full-on battle of the bands, as well as composing and editing software.