Taylor Lautner showed off his rock hard abs in Rolling Stone, which is a lot more than Robert Pattinson has.

Team Jacob!

John Mayer told Maxim magazine:

"I don’t consider myself a pot smoker. I consider myself someone who occasionally decides to give smoking pot another chance. If theres a single malt scotch in heaven, I’ll be a happy man."

It’s a good thing smoking marijuana isn’t against the law, because an admission like this in public could get Mayer prosecuted for breaking the law. Wait a minute, smoking pot is illegal. Okay then, good thing authorities only go after who they want to go after for smoking pot, minus celebrities and public officials.

Kris Kardashian says Lamar Odom was the first man Khloe every brought home to meet the family, and then suddenly she is marring him:

"Khloe’s engagement. Khloe never brought a boy home to say hello, and in five minutes she was engaged to Lamar Odom, and I had nine days to plan a wedding."

Khloe married the first boyfriend she ever had, or at least according to her mother, and it was all to help promote the reality TV show, just like Kloe’s pending pregnancy and divorce will be.

Next up is Kourtney’s birth of her baby.

Reality TV shows might not be very healthy for families in general, because they always feel like they need to do something to get attention, even if it means having babies.

Taylor Lautner posed for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine in, what else, a wet t-shirt. Shark Boy is all grown up.

Paula Abdul hopes to get her own talk show in the next two to three years, she said on Monday at her cousin’s new Tweak 99 store:

"I have really great ideas."

"It would be fun and quirky and it would be insightful. It would be fun to jam with the band, and have amazing guests, and introduce amazing different formats on the show."

"I feel I would be really good at it. I have the ability to connect with people on a level. I’ve proven to pierce the heartstrings, but also to be celebratory and bring out the best in people."

If you want to "connect with people" don’t use uncommon words like "celebratory." If Paula’s incoherent comments, and bizarre behavior on American Idol, as well as interviews during that time where she looked drunk or drugged, is an indication of what her talk show would be like, I would expect the networks to take a pass on Paula’s undefined "great ideas."

Paula talks about her really big plans, and really big ideas, but it’s mostly just talk.