Kara Jo, a model for Playboy, was filling up her gas tank the other day in San Diego, but she must have forgotten she was filling her car with gas, until she got home, where she discovered she still had the nozzle in her tank.

I really hope that was some sort of breakaway hose with a safety valve to prevent gas from spraying all over the place if someone makes this mistake. I’d like to see the statistics on how often people make this mistake, when they are sober.

Girls like this are why some of the biggest losers still get laid.

Miley Cyrus was in New York City on Tuesday looking rather thick, not quite fat, but a glimpse of things to come.

For comparison on the right above is Lil Kim at the BET awards in 2008.

Paris Hilton (29) was arrested in Las Vegas, Nevada on August 28, 2010. Her boyfriend, Cy Waits (34), was arrested for DUI.

Waits was pulled over in his SUV after police while driving when police saw smoke coming from the partially rolled down windows, and smelled marijuana. As police were processing the boyfriend Paris told the officer she was embarrassed by the crowd that had gathered, who were taking pictures, and asked to use the restroom in the Wynn Hotel.

The male officer requested a female officer to meet them in the hotel. When Paris put her purse on a table she took out some lip balm and a small baggy of cocaine fell out. Paris claimed she had never seen the cocaine before, and that the purse was not hers, but the $1,300 in cash, credit cards, lip balm, pack of Zig-Zag papers to roll marijuana joints, and a half tablet of Albuterol she said was prescribed to her, which is for asthma and other lung conditions only, were all hers. Paris said the purse was borrowed from a friend who she did not identify.

At the station the officer tested the baggy confirming it was cocaine which weighed 0.8 grams. With Paris’ pupils so dilated in the mug shot, which is caused by cocaine use, I have to wonder why police did not get a blood sample from Paris to determine if she had cocaine in her blood as well. It’s hard to lie about cocaine possession when it’s in your blood stream. (see police report below) Waits did allow police to get a sample of his blood.

If you look at the diagram below labeled "Side effects of chronic use of Cocaine," under the Lungs category it lists Asthma as a side effect, which would explain the Albuterol Paris said was prescribed for her. If Paris does have Asthma it stands to reason cocaine could cause an Asthma attack.

Waits was arrested for misdemeanor DUI but has not been charged, and Paris was charged with felony possession of cocaine, which carries a sentence of 1 to 4 years in prison, but Paris will most likely get probation. Waits will be arraigned on November 29. Paris will be arraigned on October 27.

In the 1980s Arizona implemented mandatory sentencing for drug offenses, and probation was never an option, only mandatory prison time. For instance cocaine possession for less than 1 gram might be 5 years, dealing might carry 20 years to life, and the judge had no discretion to apply a lesser sentence even if the circumstances like "it wasn’t my purse" were taken into account. A conviction meant a mandatory sentence.

Europe is much more liberal about certain drug usage, yet Paris was arrested twice in July of 2010 for possession of marijuana, which those Zig-Zag papers must have come in handy for. Paris denied she was guilty both times, and was let go. Paris even tweeted the news reports were a lie, because stupid Americans don’t know what is going on in the rest of the world. This third time Paris was arrested in Las Vegas, and she may end up back in jail. While Paris is busy trying to convince everyone that was they are hearing and seeing are all lies, a typical Lindsay Lohan trick, let me remind everyone about the pictures and videos we all saw from Paris’ storage locker shower her and her friends smoking marijuana, snorting cocaine, and committing many other crimes.

The last time Paris went to jail she cried, and wanted us to feel sorry for her. This time it is doubtful anyone will feel sorry for Paris, but she’ll still claim to be a victim.

Five years ago Steve Wynn hired Cy Waits and his twin brother Jesse Waits. Just last week the brothers became the top managers, and general partners, of Wynn resorts’ Tryst and XS clubs after Wynn bought out Victor Drai.

After the arrest of Cy, Wynn fired him. Wynn also banned Paris Hilton today from Wynn Las Vegas and Encore on the Las Vegas strip. Banning Paris, or any celebrity, hurts them much more than a criminal conviction, which many times leads to a pay day.

Steven Tyler, the lead singer for Aerosmith and new American Idol judge, arrived at the Trump Hotel in New York last night where a crowd of autograph seekers got a little violent.

The autograph seekers kept pushing, and crowding tyler and his guys who were trying to keep a safe distance for Tyler. When one of Tyler’s guys pushed back a little too hard, one of the autograph seekers grabbed the guy by the neck and drug him away. Very primal.

Luckily Tyler got the choker to let go, and started heading into the hotel, but stopped at the front door to lecture the crowd about how to handle themselves, and assured them he would give them all an autograph.

Way to keep a level head, and show some leadership in a difficult situation Tyler.

Check out the video.

Danielle Staub, real name Beverly Ann Merrill, is being sued by Kevin Maher after she said in an interview with People magazine last year that he committed the following crimes against her during their brief marriage more than 20 years ago:

• raped her "on a bed of broken glass"
• "inserted his handgun inside" her and "played Russian Roulette"
• killed her "dog by way of hanging"

Maher is suing ex-convict Staub for $5 million dollars for slandering his name publicly. He took a lie detector test and passed, and he challenged Staub to do the same, but she has not. In California, where the lawsuit is filed, lie detector test results are admissible in civil court at the judge’s discretion.

Maher says the slander has not hurt his wife and daughters, but it has hurt his private investigator business, and:

"I want to be vindicated for the horrific crimes she falsely accuses me of."

Friday morning Maher and Staub will meet with a mediator per a judge’s order. If that fails they will go to trial, which Maher says he looks forward to so he can clear his name.

There are a couple of good articles detailing the whole back story here and here.

Staub, I mean Merrill, is scum. The entertainment industry makes money putting scum like this on reality shows and making them rich. This doesn’t set a good example for younger Americans, and it makes Americans look like scum to the rest of the world.