Lady Gaga announced that she gave New York one million dollars, not because they needed the money after that hurricane came and wrecked their day/s, but because she needed some publicity. If she really wanted to help people, she should have considered spreading some of that money to people around New York who experienced the same disaster.
I would like the picture she posted to Twitter above a lot better if she showed less of her face. Her caption though pretty much summed up what I was thinking Tuesday evening:
“My right t!t voted Romney, and my left t!t voted Obama. As you can see, America is still separated by a deep divide.”
Lindsay Lohan was questioned by police after she brought several men to an all-night party, and the owners reported to police that those men stole valuable jewlry. She then left town to avoid looking suspicious. Police say she is not a suspect, which seems like the same old great police work we’ve become accustomed to.
Tomorrow’s headline: “Police arrest Lindsay Lohan for pawning stolen jewelry.”
Thursday’s headline: “Lindsay faces 3 years in state prison.”
Friday’s headline: “Judge orders Lindsay to serve 2 hours of community service for theft.”
Monday’s headline: “Lohan fails to show up for community service, judge says ‘Close enough.’”
Prince Harry played pool with his friends, and a bunch of girls he brought up to his room, in Las Vegas, and apparently he lost so he had to take his clothes off, and so did some of the girls. Of course, being such trustworthy nice girls, Harry let them take pictures of him without anything on.
It seems Harry is the only royal who knows how to have a really good time. When you know you’ll never be King, you might as well live like a Prince.
Rosie O’Donnell says she had a heart attack after helping an enormously fat woman get out of her car. Here’s how People said it:
O’Donnell said her own health problems started on Aug. 14 after she helped “an enormous woman” struggling to get out of her car in a parking lot in Nyack, N.Y.
A few hours later, her chest ached, both arms felt sore as if they were bruised, she became nauseous, and had clammy skin.
“maybe this is a heart attack,” she wrote. “i googled womens heart attack symptoms/i had many of them/but really? – i thought – naaaa.”
She took the aspirin recommended for people who think they are suffering a heart attack but didn’t call 911. She said that hundreds of thousands of women die each year of heart attacks and that many never dial the emergency number.
“by some miracle i was not one of them,” she wrote, adding: “know the symptoms ladies/listen to the voice inside/the one we all so easily ignore/CALL 911/save urself.”
Although Rosie totally fits the morbidly obese profile of a woman her age that is likely to have a heart attack or a stroke, it could also be her gallbladder causing those same symptoms, or esophageal reflux. It’s just like Rosie to recommend everyone call 911, but not go see her doctor after such an alarming health scare. Right now though, Rosie is preoccupied making sure the world knows there is a woman in town who is bigger and fatter than she is, but she’s not looking for attention, even though she blogged about it, and asked everyone to retweet.
Amanda Bynes was in yet another hit-and-run car accident. She’s quickly approaching Lindsay Lohan’s record, but Amanda isn’t facing a lot of lawsuits, probably because she hasn’t hijacked a car yet, but that’s coming.
TMZ said: Bynes was driving in the San Fernando Valley at around 8 PM when a car rear-ended her rental. The driver of the other car claims Amanda made a reckless maneuver that triggered the collision. Cops showed up but no one was ticketed.
BTW, Amanda is in a rental because her Beemer is in the body shop.
The other night Amanda ran out of gas, and had to call AAA, which is a good thing, because if her phone battery would have gone dead there would have only been one option left, to hijack a car, and overtake Lindsay’s record.
All my new jokes are going to start out like this: Amanda Bynes Walks Into a Bar…